You hit me with a cricket bat.
I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself. They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better?
All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?
Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today.
They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff.
- Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!
- Saving the world with meals on wheels.
- I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why.
You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better?
I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself. I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.
- Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today.
- I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself.
- You hit me with a cricket bat.
Did I mention we have comfy chairs? You’ve swallowed a planet! All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me!
You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?
I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister. No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister.
I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?
Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?
I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! You hit me with a cricket bat. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?
You’ve swallowed a planet! You’ve swallowed a planet! The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.
I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?
You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! Saving the world with meals on wheels. Saving the world with meals on wheels. You hit me with a cricket bat. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.
Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?
The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. Did I mention we have comfy chairs?